The Front Bottoms I Wrote A Book
The Front Bottoms
I Wrote A Book
Will you come over tonight? I need some inspiration for my story.
I know it’s late but if you come now we’ll be done by two or three in the morning.
And as you’re laying on your back, I will realize we’ve gone too fast.
And then I’ll stop writing the book because the book, I realized, was boring.

And when your parents find out where you’ve been
They will be singing, shame, shame, shame on you.
Shame on you.
Do as we say, not as we do.

I will come over tomorrow and get the rest of my stuff
I’ll give you a hug, tell you I love you and that your love has meant so much
Then I’ll try to make you laugh, I will realize it’s all gone bad
And then I’ll turn and walk away, see you tomorrow
But I never will see you again.

And when your parents find out where you’ve been
Oh, they will just keep singing, shame, shame, shame on you.
Shame on you.
Do as we say, not as we do.

thesassycat:

"This isnt a project that you will be able to do the night before"

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misandry-mermaid:

Dating tip:
If a man ever tells you that as a woman you are obligated to shave ANY of your body hair, wait until he falls asleep and then scalp him.

jdude000:

OH MY GOD

anarchydiver:

The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.
PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES

anarchydiver:

The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.

PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES

strongblackbrotha:


Put this on your blog. Our Queens are perfection.

strongblackbrotha:

Put this on your blog. Our Queens are perfection.

intensional:

"you can choose your own groups for this project"

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reddlr-trees:

Gosh I like Washington

reddlr-trees:

Gosh I like Washington

babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

beastboy:

chameleons have such cute hands

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look they’re like little mittens