shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

shaxaphone:

It’s 1:56 am and I’m trying to sleep shut the fuck up

"My only regret is that
I didn’t tell enough people
to fuck off."
My 92 year old grandma. (via lipstickbabe)
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kellyinigomontoya:

sexuality is literally the most fluid thing ever and i have no idea what to think anymore the only thing i know is that hot people are hot 

relatable feel:

bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

rimjobular:

this picture tells my whole life story

rimjobular:

this picture tells my whole life story

loserchildhotpants:

marinashutup:

one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education

OH GOD

lonelywhiteasian:

and an especially big Fuck You to evolution for not making me a dragon

sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

sofapizza:

your sheep looks concerned

mrniftyifty:

I’m afraid to scroll down.

mrniftyifty:

I’m afraid to scroll down.

flowury:

I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘hi I really miss you and i think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble

dogapult:

appropriate white culture. dance offbeat at the club. scream at your barista when she doesn’t put enough splenda in your latte. clap at the movie theater when the credits roll. put your child on a leash.

"Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to."
"You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)